May I introduce you to the wonderful all-inspiring world of Creative Writing! That's right, this world completely sucks [redacted], but you can leave it at any time, go anywhere you can possibly imagine, with whomever you want... AND you can even BE anybody you want-- give yourself super-duper awesome magical powers, big bazooka guns and even set your gaze upon world domination! Instill hope and wonders, emotions of love, and tragedy in others, make them laugh, and cry, get them so enraged they burn down that old shed across the street-- just because it's been in your way for the past eight years... That's right. Creative Writing is your gateway to the ultimate freedom without any strings attached! Heck, you don't even need a computer, or paper or whatever-- just chisel your words in sun-baked sandstone or write with your own bodily fluids, kinda like spelling your name in the snow, but more descriptive! The best part of all? You can do this hobby anywhere.
*Not responsible for any collateral damage caused by misinterpreted words or phrases, potty-mouthed rampages, or plans of any domination of any world within or beyond the galaxy that causes harm to others and inflicts criminal consequences. Void where prohibited.