Jokes for stress relief

Blackrose

Blackrose

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Hey everyone. Just thought I would add this here. Not everyone has a great day always so if you can take a second to post something here to make someone smile that would be great. Thanks
 
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.


Employer: We need someone for this job, who is responsible.

Applicant: Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am responsible
 
Ace said:
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.


Employer: We need someone for this job, who is responsible.

Applicant: Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am responsible
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lol nice ones :D
 
saw this on fb and thought it was funny


I'm gona name my daughter pregnant so when she meets a guy
Guy: hi, i'm paul
Daughter: hi, i'm pregnant 

end of story 

lol i just found it so funny 
hope it makes u smile :)
 
A girl had two friends.  A doctor and a psychologist. The doctor gave her roses every day while the psycologist gave her an apple. 

One  day she asked the psycologist why he gave her apples every day.
He replied " An apple a day keeps the doctor away "  XD ;)
 
Haha I do this all the time! Whenever Im stressed or in an awkward position I usually use jokes as my go-to.

Sometimes it gets me into trouble..
 
damagedbanana said:
Haha I do this all the time! Whenever Im stressed or in an awkward position I usually use jokes as my go-to.

Sometimes it gets me into trouble..
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Lol so do i or at least I try to lol
 
Ace said:
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.


Employer: We need someone for this job, who is responsible.

Applicant: Sir, your search ends here, in my previous job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I am responsible
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those jokes are good no matter how many times i hear them.
i don't have many jokes to share but i will post some jokes soon.
 

do you know about the luffy's apocalypse joke?

he stopped the zombie rides with a simple solution.
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Angel said:
do you know about the luffy's apocalypse joke?

he stopped the zombie rides with a simple solution.
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Pre-time-skip One Piece was genuinely funny.
 
MadaraUchiha said:
Pre-time-skip One Piece was genuinely funny.
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it's not so funny now but i liked luffy's face when he was about to kidnap bruley and i liked how he kept calling her branch.
don't you find it funny now?
 
Angel said:
it's not so funny now but i liked luffy's face when he was about to kidnap bruley and i liked how he kept calling her branch.
don't you find it funny now?
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Not so much. There are some funny moments here and there, like when Pica's voice was revealed, but still pre-time-skip is a lot more funnier.
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Angel said:
do you know about the luffy's apocalypse joke?

he stopped the zombie rides with a simple solution.
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Lmao hahahahah Omg that was so funny. I think I might check out an episode of this

MadaraUchiha said:
Not so much. There are some funny moments here and there, like when Pica's voice was revealed, but still pre-time-skip is a lot more funnier.
[video=youtube]http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ZmQfSKERA[/video]
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lol that reminds me of my sister XD always sleep talking
 
MadaraUchiha said:
Not so much. There are some funny moments here and there, like when Pica's voice was revealed, but still pre-time-skip is a lot more funnier.
[video=youtube]http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2ZmQfSKERA[/video]
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i didn't think of it like that. may be we should ask oda to include more funny moments. but enemies like big mom are not there in pre time skip. luffy can hardly match one of yonko's high officials
blackrose said:
Lmao hahahahah Omg that was so funny. I think I might check out an episode of this
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you wouldn't get the story at all. if you like them, search for funny moments of one piece
 
blackrose said:
Lmao hahahahah Omg that was so funny. I think I might check out an episode of this


lol that reminds me of my sister XD always sleep talking
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You can but that's episode 342 of an 862 episode-still going strong series.
Angel said:
i didn't think of it like that. may be we should ask oda to include more funny moments. but enemies like big mom are not there in pre time skip. luffy can hardly match one of yonko's high officials

you wouldn't get the story at all. if you like them, search for funny moments of one piece
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It has more do with the anime. The story is a lot more intense right now and Oda's vision isn't being realized due to the anime's sluggish pacing.
 
MadaraUchiha said:
You can but that's episode 342 of an 862 episode-still going strong series.


It has more do with the anime. The story is a lot more intense right now and Oda's vision isn't being realized due to the anime's sluggish pacing.
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i should take up manga before i start disliking one piece.i didn't think of reading a very long manga like one piece. but everything should have funny moments too no matter how intense the story gets
 
Angel said:
i should take up manga before i start disliking one piece.i didn't think of reading a very long manga like one piece. but everything should have funny moments too no matter how intense the story gets
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"everything should have funny moments too no matter how intense the story gets" I totally agree with this and I thought one piece was one of the famous ones?
 
Angel said:
i should take up manga before i start disliking one piece.i didn't think of reading a very long manga like one piece. but everything should have funny moments too no matter how intense the story gets
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You don't have a lot to read though. Probably 50 chapters which I assume you can just breeze through.
 
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