Kids Say The Darndest Things

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So I dressed my daughter in one of her prettiest dresses today. White, with blue/leaves flowers - and prior (with much struggle, she hates having her hair done and screams bloody murder) my wife had give her a cute money tail (her hair is curly so it looks like a Poodle's tail.
Anyway, when I dressed her she spun around and said "Ohhh baba! Me princess." then she points to my son and tells me 'Dress him princess too!' :P

Then we did some grocery shopping and came home, and when I was bringing the groceries in she told my wife a 'tall man' had 'opened the door' and taken her.
When asked if she was lying she was adamant that she wasn't.

And lastly, even just while I was typing this post she said 'Baba me hide seek!' and jumped behind the chair against the corner (which she can't get out of) and in the process (as the landline is there) disconnected my wife's phone call to my mother-in-law by somehow pulling out the phone's cord. :P
 
Ugh! Sorry, neglected to mention.
A thread as a parental hub where we can fawn over our children's hilarious utterings.

Assuming other parents reside on these forums?
 
Soooo, she was making something up about someone taking her? That can be cute, but nothing something to really be making up, as its kind of simliar to the boy who cried wolf.
 
Demon_skeith said:
Soooo, she was making something up about someone taking her? That can be cute, but nothing something to really be making up, as its kind of simliar to the boy who cried wolf.

Bare in mine, she's only two!
So, it can still pass as cute.
 
That's pretty funny! Kids say the darnest things. I work with kids sometimes and I hear all sorts of crazy comments from them. Sometimes you have to wonder where do they come up with these things? Most of the time I just laugh at the randomness.
 
Poseidon said:
I think.. he got that flirty talent from his mom

lol hey I'm not flirty


Blackangel said:
that's so funny
i didn't think he even understood what he just said. but their innocence makes this very funny

Yeah me neither but it sure is funny
This kid just cracks me up hehehhe
 
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